मर्द समाज MaradSamaz
Ek kachori, do samosa,
in mardon ka kya bharosa?
Ek kachori, do samosa,
papa par poora bharosa.
Naare lagana aasaan hai. Yeh page un mardon ke naam hai jinhone kabhi naara nahi lagaya, bas roz apna kaam kiya.
Naara unka, jawaab hamara
Har placard ke peeche ek jawaab likha hai. Tap karke palto.
Jinka naara kabhi nahi laga
Inme se koi ek aapki zindagi mein zaroor hai.
- Papa
Apne joote teen saal chalaye, taaki aapke har saal naye aa sakein.
- Bhai
Ghar mein sabse zyada ladta hai. Bahar sabse pehle wahi khada hota hai.
- Fauji
Minus bees degree mein jaagta hai, taaki desh rajai mein so sake.
- Pati
EMI ki taareekh yaad rakhta hai, apna janamdin bhool jata hai.
- Dost
Raat ke do baje phone uthata hai aur bas itna poochta hai: kahan aana hai?
- Dadaji
Jinki jeb se har baar aapke liye ek toffee nikalti thi.
- Bhaiya
Auto wale bhaiya, jo tab tak ruke rahe jab tak aap gate ke andar nahi pahunchi.
Papa ka meter
Auto ka meter kilometre ginta hai. Yeh meter woh ghante ginta hai jo kisi ne ghar ke liye kaam mein lagaye.
Papa ke liye aksar aapki umar jitne saal.
Papa ne ghar ke liye lagbhag 78,000 ghante kaam kiya.
- 7,800 subah woh kaam par nikle.
- Lagataar ginein toh 8.9 saal. Bina soye, bina ruke.
- Aur humne shukriya kitni baar bola?
Seedha hisaab hai: saal × 52 hafte × din × ghante. Yeh ek andaaza hai.
Izzat dono taraf se chalti hai
Galat insaan mard bhi hota hai, aurat bhi. Achhe insaan bhi dono mein hain. Ek naare mein poore samaz ko baandh dena kisi ke saath insaaf nahi hai.
Ladkiyon se ek guzarish: jis mard ne aapke liye chupchaap kuch kiya, aaj use bata do.
Ladkon se bhi ek: aise bano ki koi naara aap par fit hi na ho.
Aaj ke teen kaam
- Papa ko phone karo. “Khana khaya?” aaj aap poochho.
- Bhai ko woh purani photo bhejo jisme dono hans rahe ho.
- Guard, driver ya delivery wale bhaiya ko ek baar shukriya bolo.